fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would have survived the situation.

laugh-addict:

I died at Finding Nemo.

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(Source: most-awkward-moments)

first 20 to reblog, mbf discouraqed

discouraqed:

5 promos

  • me: wow i have so much work to do
  • me: --goes on tumblr--
  • me: --watches a movie--
  • me: --writes a novel--
  • me: --teaches myself sitar--
  • me: --climbs a mountain--
  • me: --backpacks through europe--
  • me: why am i not getting anything done
  • When you’re fighting with your sibling and you hear your parents coming

    sodamnrelatable:

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    (Source: )

  • Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*